PDX SantaCon 2002 Photos & Songbook

Photos by: Rip(ped) Van Claus
Sinful Santa Songbook from: Portland Cacophony Society

"Let It Flow"

The weather outside is frightful,
But the beer inside's delightful.
And since we've no place to go,
Let it Flow, Let it Flow, Let it Flow.

Oh we show no signs of stopping,
And now we're really hopping.
And the lights are turned way down low,
Let it Flow, Let it Flow, Let it Flow.

When we finally drink it dry,
How we hate going back to the store.
Maybe we'll just get high,
And all fall asleep on the floor!!

Oh the party is slowly dying,
And our friends have all stopped buying.
Now my bladder really wants to know,
Where to go, Where to go, Where to go.


"Jingle Bells, Let's Raise Hell"

Jingle Bells, Let's Raise hell!
Santa Sluts unity!
Bondage gear and lots of beer
Are all we need tonight.
Jingle Bells, let's raise hell!
We're horny and naughty!
So cum and sit on Santa's lap,
And get your gift for free!

Dashing through the streets,
With one thing on out mind,
We'll tie you up with tinsel and
Spank your sweet behind! ho ho ho...
Cat O'nine tails sing,
While slicing through the air,
Drop your pants or raise you skirt,
And lose that underwear!!!

Jingle Bells, Let's Raise hell!
Santa Sluts unity!
Bondage gear and lots of beer
Are all we need tonight.
Jingle Bells, let's raise hell!
We're horny and naughty!
So cum and sit on Santa's lap,
And get your gift for free!










"Just Another Santa Rampage"
tune of "Winter Wonderland"

Drunken Santa's, will be reelin',
No pain will they be feelin'!
Red Suits will be stained,
From the booze that they've drained,
Just another Santa Rampage!!

You can tell, they've been drinking,
Pretty soon, they'll be stinkin'
Drunk as a mule, with a beard full of drool
Just another Santa Rampage!!

Have you ever seen this many Santa's?
Stumblin' and lookin' like a fool?
Don't you wish that you could be a Santa?
Smokin' and a drinkin', being cool?

Why we're out here, is Just Because!
We are rebels, with a Claus.
So grab a suit and beard, Come on and get weird
Join us on a Santa Rampage!!




"God Rest Ye Merry Heretics"


God rest ye merry heretics,
Let nothing your dismay.
Remember there's no evidence
There was a Christmas Day.
When Christ was born is just not known,
No matter what they say,

Glad tidings of logic & fact; Logic & fact,
Glad tidings of logic & fact.

There was no star of Bethlehem;
There was no angel song.
There could have been no Wise Men
For the journey was too long.
The stories in the Bible
Are historically wrong.

Glad tidings of logic & fact; Logic & fact,
Glad tidings of logic & fact.

Much of your Christmas customs
Come from Persia and from Greece,
From solstice celebrations
Of the ancient Middle East.
We know this so-called "Holy Day"
Is but a Pagan feast

Glad tidings of logic & fact; Logic & fact,
Glad tidings of logic & fact.



"Here Comes Santa Clause"

Here comes a Santa Claus, There goes a Santa Claus
Right down Portland Streets.
Many are weaving, some are heaving,
That ones missing teeth!!
'Midst the red suited whirlwind, one flashed my girlfriend,
that just doesn't seem right.

But as they say, it'll be OK,
Coz Santa Claus came tonight.







"We Are The Santa Rampage"

tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

We are the Santa Rampage, We are the Santa Rampage,
We are the Santa Rampage, Now give us some Beer!

We want some Beer Pudding. We want some Beer Pudding.
We want some Beer Pudding, But we'll settle for Beer.

We won't go until we get some, We won't go until we get some, We won't go until we get some,
Have we mentioned the beer?!
"You Better Watch Out"
tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

You better watch out, get out if you can.
A red suited menace is sweeping the land.
Coz Santa Clauses are coming to town.

Get out of the way of our fake black boots.
We're flooding the city with cheap red suits!
Santa Clauses are coming to town.

We know what you've been up to.
You've made the naughty list.
So cut us in for our fair share,
You don't want these Santa's Pissed.

OOHHHHH, get out of the way
Of our red suited wave
Is this any way for St Nick to behave,
When Santa Clauses HAVE COME TO TOWN!!!

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A big THANK YOU to all the Santas, Elves and Helpers for a lovely rampage ... from what Rip(ped) Van Claus can remember ...

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